This is a Pebble cat. (Lapillus felis catus) It's ancestry can be traced back to the pet rock. If you pet it it will purr, it can also bark for preferred communication. It's fur is soft and silky. The satire has been removed, this is a real pet that will be with you forever.
This is the future we are heading into where marketing and advertising will convince people to accept any claim from health care to cutlery.
My recycled bamboo fork is now a spoon that broke in half. The break in half pill required a chainsaw and flew off somewhere, my beverage tastes like the cardboard straw it came with and my personal AI tried to replace Felis with Melissa.
The future is stupid. Now let me sell you a watch that can measure your mood.
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